DC University : The Spectre
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Characters of the DC Universe fall into several categories: aliens, magicians, demons, time-travelers, etc. The Spectre falls into a very specific category only one other character shares (as far as I know). To be honest I just found this out in one of the recent comics I read. The other interesting point here is that comic book characters develop just like the stories. They grow and change and even have revelations from time to time. The Spectre is the perfect example of this because he has a few origins, many of them conflicting. This occurs a lot when writers want to resurrect stories and characters from the past. They sit around and try to think up some way to bring some minor character back into the picture and usually get scrutinized for it. But I digress, time to meet the Spectre.
He is the wrath of God incarnate. See I told you, whole new category. Let's jump into the back story...the original back story. God is good. Devil builds up an army. The Devil revolts against God. Devil loses. God smites him. Yay God. As the story goes the Spectre was one of the angels that revolted with the devil but later repented. God punishes the Spectre by sending him to earth deal out judgment, which he carries out in a very poetic and sometimes completely misguided way. For instance, in the case of the pending execution of a wrongfully convicted man. His death sentence was commuted to life in prison after the Spectre threatened to kill the entire population of the state of New York in retribution, arguing that if the execution was carried out, the "people of the state of New York" would become guilty of murder in his eyes. For those of you who have read the bible or just the cliff notes, the angel of death that killed all the first born sons of Egypt....the Spectre....at least according to the DCU.
To balance this wrathiness, the Spectre has always been paired with a human host. Someone to say, "Hey you know wiping out New York is not such a good idea." You end up with a buddy system that makes situations very intense and confrontational as an internal debate ensues. Jim Corrigan, a murdered cop who decided to reject the afterlife, assumed the role of the Spectre for a very long time. He is the version of the Spectre we see as part of the JSA(Justice Society of America, a 1950's style Justice League). Later on his soul found rest and for a while the Spectre was on his own. At one point he was tricked into thinking that all the magic elements in the world were evil and had to pass judgment on them. I would say a good 50-60% of all magic characters were killed off in the chaos that was the Day of Vengeance. Soon the role was passed to one of my favorite characters, the late (at the time) Hal Jordan. After the Green Lantern went a little nuts and tried to rewrite the universe....yes...that's right. He eventually let his guard down and was killed by the Justice League (see Zero Hour). Hal was a cool host for the Spectre because he argued with the ridiculous totalitarian logic of the Spectre on almost every occasion.
To really get a feel for the Spectre you have to read all the big events, Infinite Crisis, Day of Vengence, Identity Crisis...there are a few more but the names escape me.
At one point he was labeled as too powerful but the writers of DC. How is Superman going to beat the Wrath of God? By punching him? So eventually they gave him the weakness of blind justice and absolute power. When you read a Spectre story there will always be a point where you put down the book and figure out what side you would be on; what you would tell the Spectre. Then you hope it plays out that way.
I like the Spectre. He's mid-level character but definitely one of the good ones.
Read: Books of Magic; Day of Vengeance; Crisis on Infinite Earths; Zero Hour
Hi, My Name is Mike Agnew.
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Well I have been busy and left this blog to dwindle in the wind. With work, school, videos, a little brother, and a girlfriend, I have been stretched quite thin. Not that I am complaining, but this is a formal apology. A formal apology that will hopefully stop the Hassinger's Mind jokes. Even though I don't mind them at all because all of my friends pretty much make up my mind.
I wouldn't think the way I think if it wasn't for them. So it's all part of the same thing.
It's a remix...shut up.
So I think I got stuck when it came to writing the DC University. I got all caught up in getting everything exactly right and became consumed by the research. In the next few weeks you can expect to read articles on The Spectre, Booster Gold, The Death of Bruce Wayne, and, my favorite topic, The Origin of the Joker.
Along the lines of comic books, I will also be posting all the reasons why Heroes had all the potential of becoming a great show and threw it all away to become a prime time soap opera.
I will take some time to brag about my Motorola Droid and what it actually does. I will give my opinion on the best apps and also what the greatest annoyances are. Eventually Bill and I will switch phones for the weekend and give a real showdown comparison of the Droid vs. the iPhone.
Finally I will be building the SDAND website with Flash. I will post about my progress and find ways to explain working with flash and photoshop in plain english. I will also be posting updated information on the Summertime SDAND event set for July 24th.
P.S. There are a few other side projects I plan to work on. One of them being turning one of my previous posts into a book, a novel of sorts. Wait. Wait. Ok now that all the eye rolls have finished....you know you will read it if I do write it.
Also thanks to Jon for keeping this slumbering bear of a website alive. I'm calling all the baby daddies out. Where's the Fatherly Advice?
SUPER SIZE Jon.
    by Jon HassingerAfter my battle with the Double Stuf Oreos, a few weeks ago, I decided a to give my intestinal tract a new challenge.
And to all the religious nuts reading, who view this as 1 of the 7 deadly sins, Gluttony, calm down. I do this purely for entertainment. Anyone cruising the internet on a lonely Saturday night, searching for something to make them laugh, this is for you.
So please, don't crucify me for this...

Now I know what you are thinking: Jon you never eat McDonald's!! In fact you shun all those who eat that crap!"
True. I despise McDonald's, and believe all fast food establishments should have some type of system set up where you can only purchase food from them once a month. It is literally this country's # 1 killer.
But again, like the religious nuts I remind you this is purely for your entertainment.


The Sophomore Success
    by MattAnyone who listens to music knows about it. It's the elephant in the room -- The Sophomore Slump. If you are a music talent (and I use that word lightly today given the current state of American Idol-forced-factory-produced "music") and are luckily enough to break out and be signed AND be lucky enough to score a hit single AND EVEN more lucky enough put out a brilliant game-changer debut album AND even luckier to have critical acclaim to back it up AND EVEN LUCKIER to have mainstream success with sales to go with it, you're still not in the clear yet. Gone is that hunger and originality you once had while trying to break into the business. Now, the artist has had a taste of fame, success, a new entourage, a bunch of "Yes Men" following them around, and of course money. Eventually, the record company will pressure that same artist to head back into the studio and start recording the follow-up to their debut album. Most of the time that artist will say, "Now what?" Enter: The Sophomore Jinx, Slump, Jinx, whatever you want to call it.

Everyone needs one
Trust me, it's happened many times and it's going to keep happening. Whether we want to admit it or not, everybody gets older. Everything is declining slowly. Sure, some people peak physically, professionally, musically, mentally later or longer than others, but in the end we all end up the same. Sports and Music careers are the ultimate microcosms of our lives. You have the Brett Favres of the world and then you have the Mike Mamulas. You are now closer to the end of your life reading this sentence than you were reading the last one. Sorry to sound morbid or depressing, but it's a fact. Deal with it. That being said, the typical artist's life-span is similar on a smaller scale. This even holds true with the once-in-a-lifetime game-changing artist. Insert whoever you want here. Madonna, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Elvis, Kenny G. Whatever, whoever. They may re-invent themselves a bunch of times to enjoy a long career filled with many transitions, but ultimately they decline too. They are the "Brett Favres" of music.

Who are you in life? This guy....
Now, here's the twist. Here's where I throw you off. I think artists' sophomore albums are their best. Snoop Dogg is an outlier. You probably didn't see that one coming, did you? Let me explain. Keep in mind there are TONS of variables as I'll explain later. Some artists "blow up" with third, fourth, even fifth albums. I get that. You can argue many points against this theory of mine. Usually, these are anomalies. Yes, Snoop Dogg, I know. Assuming that the artist records the second album within 2-3 years of their debut, they still posses a good amount of that rawness and hunger that was needed to break through in the first place. My favorite part of the equation is that they have been in the record business for a few years at this point so their work sounds polished but not TOO polished. Basically, it's the originality that made them famous with some touch-ups. A studio-big-budget-produced sound that still has that original fire that got the artist there in the first place. By the 3rd album, this has diminished and mostly all you get is a big-budget-studio sound. The artist has been collecting royalty checks, touring, famous for 5-10 years, and comfortable. Yes, Snoop Dogg, I know, I get it. Are some 3rd albums better than 2nd albums? Of course. Again, there are always exceptions. I personally feel, depending on the circumstances, that an artist may peak around the time of their 3rd album. That time of the 2nd album is special. They are still appreciative of their fame. They had success and money but want more. They still aren't that far removed from the days of passing out demos to club owners in an alleyway in North Jersey. Yeah, yeah, SNOOP DOGG.
Some examples:
Eminem (my personal favorite)
(Major Label) Debut album: The Slim Shady LP (1999) - Sold over 6 million worldwide
Follow-Up: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000) - Sold over 19 million worldwide.
From a creative standpoint, SSLP may be better. Only 3 tracks were added to that album after Eminem signed a record deal with Aftermath. The rest came from his independent effort The Slim Shady EP. On the MMLP, he sounded so polished yet still showed glimpses of the underground hunger and viciousness that helped him make it. Oh, and more Dr. Dre never hurt either. Not just one of the best rap albums of all time, but one of the best, period.
This is the template for every other artist you want to insert into this debate. Snoop Dogg, you ask? Fine.
Snoop Dogg
(Major Label) Debut album: Doggystyle (1993) - Sold over 7 million worldwide
Follow-Up: Tha Doggfather (1996) - Sold over 2 million worldwide.
Obviously, you lose Dr. Dre and have Daz and DJ Pooh instead and you are going to lose some quality. What people FORGET is that Snoop was featured heavily on Murder Was The Case soundtrack (1994) and Tha Dogg Pound's controversial debut, Dogg Food (1995) Still working with Dr. Dre, Snoop DID enjoy that very small window of "Sophomore Success" as I call it. His content during that period was classic g-funk material for its time. If he was not involved in his murder trial, Dr. Dre would still be with the label, AND he put out his album during 1994-1995, we would never hear how Snoop's second album failed horribly. Snoop would never have been linked to all that "never be able to top Doggystyle" talk. Would he have topped it? Probably not. He would have been real close, though.
I'm not going to pretend that I know every genre of music by heart. I do know that Lady Gaga is currently enjoying this small window of time and success before she becomes more and more manufactured and polished. Slowly, over the years (and she will enjoy a long career) she'll move further away from the creativity that makes her unique. Remember we all die. Think of your favorite band, artist, rapper, even dare I say American Idol. Think of their first 3 albums. Think about which one is the best. Think about which one sounds the most polished. Think about which one sounds the most creative. Now, think about the album that has all of that combined. Your answer is probably their second album -- The Sophomore Success.

Or this guy?
The Hangover = The Most Overrated Movie Of All Time
    by Matt
This movie has the "crown"
First, I must say that I finally saw The Hangover for the first time yesterday. I've heard SO much about the movie. People were touting this movie as the best comedy since Old School and some even claimed it's better. Movies like Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and Happy Gilmore weren't even in The Hangover's league. I even heard one younger person describe The Hangover was better than Dumb & Dumber! Yes. Keep in mind this kid was 18, so that makes him like, what?... 5 years old when Dumb & Dumber was released. Maybe he was referring to the hit sequel. Now, I try not to over-hype things nowadays, so I avoided Hangover discussions and talk. I couldn't escape it, however, and even heard talk about it on WIP (sports radio). I really wanted to see it. If it was as good as people said, it would live up to the hype. At the same time, I didn't go out of my way to watch it. Yesterday, that changed.
The movie begins and initially introduces the main character's brother-in-law as the crazy wacky guy that's just going to say random things.... okay.... so he's like this movie's "Brick", but crazy. I saw where that was going a mile away. Suddenly, the movie flashed forward to the end of the bachelor party and we find out that they lost his car...errr no, I mean the groom. Wait, this SEEMS familiar. So essentially, the whole movie is a back story to the night as 4 guys celebrate the groom-to-be's final night of single hood. We see them get together, drive to Vegas, begin the night - BLACK OUT. We have no idea what happened next. We see them wake up, Doug is missing, a tiger in their room, a missing tooth, and a crying baby all have taken place. Doug's future father-in-law lends him his luxurious Benz for the trip and when the 3 remaining guys attempt to get their car from the parking garage in order to re-trace their steps, they are given an entirely different car by the valet.... a police cruiser. Wait, THIS sounds so familiar!

Hmmm
The rest of the movie is basically the 3 guys going back to places they visited throughout the night gathering clues to where their friend may be. They even bump into Mike Tyson, whose cameo has been much over-hyped and wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. I mean, you have Mike Tyson here. The possibilities are endless comedy-wise.
Wait, now there are dangerous, violent people after the guys?!?! Then it hit me..... this seems so strange ....and familiar:
Right! Exactly! From the opening moments, I knew that they were building up to something good and something has to happen... really funny... and it never truly did. Why? I couldn't get past the fact they RIPPED off a cheesy Ashton Kutcher movie. Now, Dude Where's My Car? is what it is: A major movie debut for Ashton Kutcher with the share of the lead and a horrible unrealistic stoner plot. Some could argue that it's a "good" horrible. It's so bad that some of it may be good. Regardless of what you think, you can't deny that Dude Where's My Car? came first.
The acting, overall quality, realism, story, and overall feel of The Hangover is superior to Dude Where's My Car? I really liked the funny character development with the 3 guys (we dont' get much of the missing groom-to-be) especially the whipped guy and the running joke about his girlfriend banging a waiter on cruise....or is it a bartender? The fact people are so quick to "crown" this movie is a joke. It had some funny parts, of course, more than the average comedy, yes, but to "crown" it is a little absurd.

"You want to crown them, go ahead and crown their asses," he said, his voice rising. "But they are exactly who we thought they are!"
Overall, good movie, just not the movie everyone thought it is. I think that one of two things happened here. One, people are just marks and never heard of, saw, or remember Dude Where's My Car? Two, people just didn't care and blatantly ignored the fact the movie was a rip-off and fell victim to the crazy Alan character besides the fact he was a crazier "Brick" from Anchorman. The Hangover is for a generation that will never get to live through first-run classic movies like Old School, Anchorman, dare I say Dumb & Dumber and give them a chance to memorize some quotes and think they are being funny. This is their claim to fame. Hey, goooooooooood for youuuuuuuuuuu, but it's not that great.
For your comparison:
Dumb & Dumber: * Too good to rank*
Old School: 5/5
Anchorman: 5/5
Wedding Crashers: 4.5/5
The Hangover: 3/5
Dude Where's My Car?: 2/5
DC Univeristy: The Martian Manhunter
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Martian Manhunter is one of the greatest character in the DC universe. His real name is J'onn J'ones, which you kinda have to say with a french accent, jjjjjawn jjjjjjowns. For the most part, J'onn's story is similar to Superman's. As sole survivor of the planet Mars, J'onn travels to Earth and assumes the identity of a detective for the Chicago police Department under the name John Jones. As a detective he learns much about the human race. He witnesses the good with the bad. This turmoil is what defines his character. He's kinda like batman, not really trusting everybody and often going his own way and excluding himself from missions based on his personal beliefs. Actually, J'onn and Batman have a cool friendship. Sometimes the two of them have telepathic conversations while Superman and the rest of the Justice League battle out some argument about ethics. These conversations can be quite funny. J'onn normally talks in a very definitive tone and when someone like Batman makes a counterpoint that shuts him up there is normally a funny quirk or cliche that follows.
On to his Powers... He has a bunch so let me just list them off: Super-Speed, Flight, Shape-Shifting, Super-Sight, Martian Vision (X-ray), Super-Strength, Telepathy, Eye-Energy Beam, and the ability to turn invisible and let things pass through him or travel through walls. His telepathy is often used as a switchboard between minds ,allowing teams to communicate even when their com links are down. Superman often refers to him as "the most powerful being on earth". He does, however, have a weakness to fire. Fire is what destroyed his home world so he holds a buried fear. This fear normally causes him to return to his martian form and return to the fetal position. There have been times where he overcomes this fear in times of need but, for the most part, he reacts like the Scarecrow versus the Wicked Witch. As with most comic book characters, if you give them all the powers you have to give them a simple weakness in order to achieve some power balance.
Manhunter normally comes in two looks: the native martian look where he's pretty much naked and has a very long and alien shaped head and the super hero look where he has a normal human shaped bald head, a cape, trademark red crisscross straps across his chest. In both forms he is still very green. When he is undercover as John Jones he is in classic trench coat gear.
Manhunter is one of my favorite characters because he is a contrast from all the other major characters ,even though he shares so much with them. The difference is he is constantly trying to figure out the human race and much, like the Flash, he keeps the League morally in check. His story is also a sad one since he lost his wife and daughter during the destruction of Mars. His telepathy powers often cause him to playback this event over and over as if he is reliving it.
Aside from his superhuman powers, the Manhunter is also a skilled and very capable detective. As Batman mentions in his file, "in many ways, Martian Manhunter is like an amalgam of Superman and the Dark Knight himself."
He has one other weakness that I also share......
Suggested Readings: Kingdom Come
Last Night’s Agnew’s Cabin Live
    by Mike Agnew Jr.All in all I think it was a good show and a good start. Sadly we learned that visuals that were on the screen for the live broadcast were not recorded. I think this is just the way UStream is so make sure to tune in to see the graphics and videos during the live show next time. See you next Thursday.






