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Facebook Infected with Magarity Virus

    by Mike Agnew Jr.

It seems that Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, is "faced" with a new problem.  It turns out his numbers are wrong.  There are not the 300 million users thought to be on facebook but actually 3 Magarity sisters and a handful of their friends.  Somehow these three have been able to comment, post, and tag everyone and everything on facebook.  At first Facebook webmasters thought it to be some sort of phishing virus.  They initially thought that one of the "Magarity 3" had her password stolen by a virus and was able to instantly comment on all posts of her friends simultaneously. Zuckerberg held a press conference on Monday where he had this to say:

"When we found out that this was a normal person doing this we just could not believe it.  She must have had several windows open and been clicking and typing faster than anyone we have ever seen.  It was the first time comments have been posted before the actual post.  We dubbed her E.R.I.N. which stands for Extremely Responsive Impulsive Notificationer.  This is similar to a case we saw last October where a single user we have labeled L.E.V.I.N.S. was able to post 10,000 Phillies updates in 3 microseconds."

Authorities at Facebook have been expanding their server base in order to support these three.  E.R.I.N alone took out half of the eastern seaboard with her SDAND attendance emails alone.  The other two sisters seem to be focusing on reporting army intelligence pictures and what appear to be Mexican soda ads.  Until we get more word on these three, all we can do is sit back and watch them reak havoc on facebook, their digital playground. Zuckerberg went on to say:

"This is just the tip of the iceberg, just imagine if they get smartphones like the iphone or droid.  They could comment on anything anywhere anytime.  God help us all."