DC Univeristy: The Martian Manhunter
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Martian Manhunter is one of the greatest character in the DC universe. His real name is J'onn J'ones, which you kinda have to say with a french accent, jjjjjawn jjjjjjowns. For the most part, J'onn's story is similar to Superman's. As sole survivor of the planet Mars, J'onn travels to Earth and assumes the identity of a detective for the Chicago police Department under the name John Jones. As a detective he learns much about the human race. He witnesses the good with the bad. This turmoil is what defines his character. He's kinda like batman, not really trusting everybody and often going his own way and excluding himself from missions based on his personal beliefs. Actually, J'onn and Batman have a cool friendship. Sometimes the two of them have telepathic conversations while Superman and the rest of the Justice League battle out some argument about ethics. These conversations can be quite funny. J'onn normally talks in a very definitive tone and when someone like Batman makes a counterpoint that shuts him up there is normally a funny quirk or cliche that follows.
On to his Powers... He has a bunch so let me just list them off: Super-Speed, Flight, Shape-Shifting, Super-Sight, Martian Vision (X-ray), Super-Strength, Telepathy, Eye-Energy Beam, and the ability to turn invisible and let things pass through him or travel through walls. His telepathy is often used as a switchboard between minds ,allowing teams to communicate even when their com links are down. Superman often refers to him as "the most powerful being on earth". He does, however, have a weakness to fire. Fire is what destroyed his home world so he holds a buried fear. This fear normally causes him to return to his martian form and return to the fetal position. There have been times where he overcomes this fear in times of need but, for the most part, he reacts like the Scarecrow versus the Wicked Witch. As with most comic book characters, if you give them all the powers you have to give them a simple weakness in order to achieve some power balance.
Manhunter normally comes in two looks: the native martian look where he's pretty much naked and has a very long and alien shaped head and the super hero look where he has a normal human shaped bald head, a cape, trademark red crisscross straps across his chest. In both forms he is still very green. When he is undercover as John Jones he is in classic trench coat gear.
Manhunter is one of my favorite characters because he is a contrast from all the other major characters ,even though he shares so much with them. The difference is he is constantly trying to figure out the human race and much, like the Flash, he keeps the League morally in check. His story is also a sad one since he lost his wife and daughter during the destruction of Mars. His telepathy powers often cause him to playback this event over and over as if he is reliving it.
Aside from his superhuman powers, the Manhunter is also a skilled and very capable detective. As Batman mentions in his file, "in many ways, Martian Manhunter is like an amalgam of Superman and the Dark Knight himself."
He has one other weakness that I also share......
Suggested Readings: Kingdom Come
DC University: The Green Lanterns
    by Mike Agnew Jr."In Brightest Day, in Blackest night,
No Evil shall Escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power GREEN LANTERN's LIGHT!"
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Welcome to the first installment of DC University. As a spin-off from my previous posts about comics, it has been recommended that I give a crash course in all things Detective Comics(DC). Now I, by no means, know everything about this universe but I have read a bunch and there is a certain feel you get for each character. It makes it very hard to decide who is your favorite. So for now, I will try to put out a weekly post about different parts of the DC Universe.
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Chapter 1: The Green Lanterns

A portion of the Green Lantern Corps. See the big one in the back. That's not a back drop. That's a living planet that is also part of the Corps.
A Brief History
Now, I know I could start with the 3 heavy hitters: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman. However, I want to build up the parts of the DC universe that actually make it feel like... well... a universe. One constant in that universe is the Green Lantern Corps. No matter if you go into the past or the future or to different dimensions, chances are you will eventually run into a Green Lantern. Yes, there are more than one. They are like the cops of the universe. They have districts. They have codes of conduct. And they have weapons to enforce the law.
The Green Lantern Corps was formed by a group called the Guardians. They were a bunch of little old smurf-like midgets with big heads who live on the planet OA, pronounced OH-AH. OA is said to be the center of the universe. A long time ago, the Guardians banished all the women from OA in an attempt to remove any distractions. They were also immortal beings so there was no need to reproduce and no real need for women. Anyone who has ever gone to an all-guys or all-girls schools knows that this does, in fact, work. You no longer worry about appearance or hygiene. You can completely focus on your work. There is, however, a side effect, extreme frustration. So, these little blue guys live on OA and bicker all the time. They usually take their aggression out on the Green Lanterns like a Police Sergeant would in a Lethal Weapon movie.
The guardians at some point discovered the most powerful source of energy in the universe, a glowing green crystal. They harnessed this power and constructed a "battery" to control it. The green lantern symbol is actually a representation of this battery. With the power now weaponized, they decided to use rings to disperse the energy. So, each person in the Green Lantern Corps gets a ring. Think of the ring as a rechargeable battery. It can store a certain amount of "Green Light" but as it is used the reserves are depleted and the ring must be recharged. Therefore along with the ring each Green Lantern gets a... green lantern. These lanterns tap back into the energy of the original battery back on OA. To get the ring to recharge, they hold the ring up to the lantern and recite the oath at the beginning of this post. That might sound corny but there are several occasions where you hear it and it gets you pumped up. Like hearing Hulk Hogan's or Stone Cold music smash out of nowhere. Or sometimes a Lantern won't have time to get through it and then would get hit by an enemy leaving them helpless and powerless.
On a side note, the Green Lanterns were not the first attempt by the guardians to police the galaxy. At first they created Manhunters which were robot-android-machine things that would hunt down criminals, much like bounty hunters. These Manhunters had one major flaw; they had no reasoning and often broke the laws the guardians were trying to uphold. You will see them from time to time in the Green Lantern stories. They are quite bitter about the whole thing.
The Ring
The Green Lantern ring runs on willpower. It will create whatever the Lantern who wears it "wills" into existence. If they think of a giant boxing glove... a giant boxing glove will appear out of the ring. I have seen a wide variety of creations ranging from a shovel to an Iron Lung to a fully functional spaceship. The ring also offers protection to the Green Lantern. This covers the need for air, blocking bullets, dealing with the cold of space, and so on. Think of anything. Really think about it. You want a walkman? Concentrate on the parts, concentrate on what it does and the ring will take care of the rest. The ring can work like a communication device too, sometimes referred to as "green tooth". The ring also takes a lot of the detective work out of situations. It can analyze the surrounding area and report back. It can even determine the threat level and give a percentage on a plan's chance of success. It is also important to understand that the ring picks the user. When a Green Lantern dies the ring immediately starts a sequence to find the next available user. In most cases the new user is completely unaware and shocked that this ring is speaking to him or her or it for that matter.
With such a powerful weapon there must be a weakness and there is... the color yellow. Before your eyes roll completely into the back of your head, there are three things you must understand: First, it has been explained why the ring is vulnerable to the color yellow. A while back the guardians had a real bad yellow guy named Parralax that they trapped in the main battery. They used the battery like a jail, however, there was a side effect, vulnerability to anything yellow. Second, this is no longer a problem in the current comics. They figured it out and fixed it. However, many people died and I think the sun was destroyed at some point. All in all, it's supposed to be a great story. I have only read about it and know of it through references to the events in the current comics. Finally, there are more colors out there than the color green in what is called the Emotional Spectrum.
The Emotional Spectrum
In a recent push by DC, the other 6 colors of the emotional spectrum have become present and established their own corps. The concept of the Emotional Spectrum has been around since the '60s; however, it was normally just the yellow and green back and forth. There were remnants of the other colors present in the universe such as Star Sapphire who wore the Violet Crystal on her headpiece. The first Star Sapphire was actually one of the Green Lantern's Ex-Girlfriends. Violet is the color of Love in the Spectrum so the Crystal actually went to her in order to be "loved" by the powerful Green Lantern. Remember earlier when I said the Guardians sent their women away to another planet? They are known as the Zamarons. These scorned women decided to fight back against their old hubbies by making a lantern battery of their own from that Violet Crystal. They distributed rings and made Star Sapphire their leader. Their power ends up being the emotion they miss the most... love. This is how the rest of the emotional spectrum breaks down:
ROYGBIV Style
Red = Rage |Orange = Avarice |Yellow = Fear | Green = Will | Blue = Hope
Indigo = Compassion | Violet = Love

There was once a chick in the DC Universe named Rainbow girl. Her powers came from the emotional spectrum. She was said to have constant mood swings. Haha. Broads.
Now you might be thinking to yourself, "Well, that's not so bad. They are mostly good. Will. Hope. Love. Compassion." But the concept behind them is that each is like a religion... the only religion for that group... an extreme religion. So, it's like having too much of a good thing. The Zamarons, for instance, believe that life without love is blasphemy and brainwash prisoners into believing love is the answer to all conflict, the only answer. In some cases this is pretty horrible torture. Anyway, these 7 groups start to form. They each have their own oath and their own rings. Some of the rings find a familiar face.
All these stories come crashing together into a story that is actually finishing up in the next few months. The graphic novel containing all the inidividual comics should be out in mid-July. I suggest you start picking up some of these titles in preparation for that release.
Green Lantern: The Sinestro Corps War
Green Lantern (Book 1): No Fear
Green Lantern Vol. 2: Revenge of the Green Lanterns
Green Lantern: Wanted Hal Jordan
Out of no where.......black rings start falling from the sky....they go to the dead....Blackest Night is upon us.
World’s Finest as Public Enemies
    by Mike Agnew Jr.The third DC straight-to-DVD animated movie was released the other day, Batman /Superman : Public Enemies. This movie was based on the Public Enemies graphic novel and in no way strays from the made-for-adults genre of super-hero movies DC has been releasing. (See my explanation)
The basic plot is that Lex Luthor is now president of the United States. The country has fallen on rough economic times and crime is on the rise. Luthor hires a handful of super-heros to clean up the streets for the government "unlike some other vigilantes who think they are above the law" a.k.a. Superman and Batman. So Luthor frames Superman right from the beginning and places a billion dollar bounty on his head. This gets every villian and hero up off the couch and hunting down this duo. Let the melee begin. This movie has a slew of characters in it: Grodd, Solomon Grundy, Power Girl, Captain Atom, Giganta, Mongol, Mr Freeze, Captain Marvel, Killer Frost, Hawkman, and many more characters make an appearance including Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne's butler. There are also references to the Flash and the Joker and a match up between Batman and all the different "freeze" characters.
The voice acting is perfect thanks to the return of the original cast from the Batman and Superman Animated Series: Kevin Conroy as Batman, Tim Daly as Superman, and Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor. This gives the movie that authentic feel and adds a little LOST-esk-ness since Clancy Brown played Kelvin Inman (the army sergeant/ Dharma button masher on LOST) and Tim Daly voices the "Previously on LOST..." at the beginning of some episode.(Although denied by the writers and probably Dziewit too, I still believe it's him). There are also some guest voices from Allison Mack of Smallville and John C. McGinley of Scrubs.
One of my favorite moments, and probably one of the most shocking was kiss shared between an overweight Amanda Waller and a krypto-roiding Luthor. A few moments later Waller turns on him and, after a long pause, Luthor exhales a curse under his breathe. Again....not a kids movie....but very funny. One quick note about the size of the characters....The original Public Enemies graphic novel was illustrated by Ed McGuinness who has the ability to make characters look huge. He actually puts muscles on top of muscles. So when you watch this movie just make a note that they animators actually toned down the size of the characters....except maybe Powergirl....but for that you will have to watch.
A Letter to Ryan Reynolds
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Dear Ryan,
My name is Mike Agnew and I have something very dear to ask you, but first I would like to say a few things. I have included pictures so you can remember along with me.
Now I have been with you since the beginning. Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place was a long name for a show and I bet that had something to do with it's success. However when they shortened it to Two Guys and a Girl.....I missed the pizza place. I guess you just don't know what you got till it's gone. I definitely remember a feeling that the show jumped the shark. I remember your character ended up becoming a doctor or something and then there was no fun left in the show.
But none of that matters because then you hit stardom with your roll....... VAN WILDER.
I loved Van Wilder. I thought it was the perfect break out movie for you. Everyone wanted to be your character in college; riding around in a golf cart, knowing everything about woman, and gaining the adoration of the entire student population. Also doing a movie with Tara Reid before her ab re-arranging must have been pretty amazing. What is Kumar like in person? Is he really as smart as everyone says?
Van Wilder was the role that was made for you. Your quick wit, subtle coolness, and ability to draw out a lot of silent joke and reaction humor matched perfectly with this character. I think this acting also translates into many romantic comedies too: Just Friends and Definitely Maybe being a couple. I enjoyed both of these movies even though they bordered on chick flicks. "It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win." Haha Awesome. At the end of Just Friends did you sing that song in one take? It looks like you did cause you missed some of the words but that's cool. It makes it more real just like the music videos I used to do when I was younger. (check out my agnewsmind blog).
I also saw Amityville Horror. I really liked the original and I had hoped this would just be an updated and more enjoyable rendition. What I got was an extreme version of the original. Everything was TO THE EXTREME. In the scene with the flies, it became flies TO THE EXTREME. In the scene with the blood, it was blood TO THE EXTREME. It should have just been called Amityville Horror :Extreme Edition. I liked how crazy you got in that movie. You were scary. There was just one thing I would have changed and that is the contacts that you wore every time you went crazy in the movie...it was kind of like watching Thriller.
Anyway....there is a reason for this letter. I need to ask you something. We have had a really good really healthy movie star-fan relationship and I want that to continue. I have been burned in the past by some others (T. Burton, H. Ledger, T.Office). I want what we have to continue. I read the other day that you have take up the role of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern. Now I think you really deserve a good comic book role. And I have no issue with you being the face of both a Marvel and a DC character. I hope you do great things with the Deadpool movie. I never read Deadpool and frankly know nothing about him but I welcome your portrayal and hope that it does the comic justice. I am going to ignore the Wolverine movie as that was just a terrible movie all around. So you have a clean slate. Blade III was a little iffy too but that series of movies was going down hill fast and if you ever watched them in HD...wow...they are the perfect example of action movies they get worse when up-converted.
Green Lantern is a great mantle and the great thing about it is there is an almost limitless amount of Green Lanterns that you could be but Hal Jordan just isn't one of them. If you have ever looked at the comics...you just don't look like him. If anybody he looks just like Dennis Quad.
I think this might be a good way to give a tip of the cap to the comic book community and name another role you would want to play. I mean jeez I would think you playing the Flash or actually Booster Gold would be perfect for you. Sure he is a mid-carder but he was the first one on the scene when Doomsday, the guy who killed superman, came around. He held him off till Superman arrived. he also played a huge role in the recent 52 series. It just fits better and I hope you would consider it.
Thanks for listening.
Your Friend and Fan,
Mike Agnew Jr.
P.S. - My girlfriend thinks your hot.
DC Cartoons have finally caught up with the Comics
    by Mike Agnew Jr.Well as most of you know, I'm a bit of a comic buff/biff. I have always enjoyed comics and their characters especially the DC universe. Batman is by far my most idolized character.
Batman the animated series was the first show that actually got me reading the key graphic novels....KnightFall, Batman Year One, Long Halloween, Dark Victory, and of course Kingdom Come. Kingdom Come was amazing. The entire novel was drawn by Alex Ross who can make these characters look like real people in costumes made of real fabric that fit them like fabric would.
On top of its beautiful artwork, Kingdom Come introduced me to the Multiverse. Now before I loose you and send your mouse to the back button, you must know that this Multiverse concept opens up a whole new world of possibilities. I was always plagued by the notion that Batman and Superman were from the 30's and 40's. I mean Batman's parents were killed after he went to see "The Mark of Zorro" in the theater when he was 8. That movie came out in 1940...so Batman is now 77 years old. He doesn't look it. So how do you take a man who is a myth and somehow make mythology, a character that will not age with time but live in the present and can also....die. The Multiverse. A series of infinite earths where all these events did occur. Say goodbye to continuity and say hello to "well that happened on Earth 2" and "Oh that Superman came from Earth 99" The DC universe has been unlocked and both stories old and new can co-exist and even on special occasions even cross paths.
Kingdom Come opened my eyes to see just how large the DC universe actually was. I began to read more about the Flashes (Jay, Barry, and Wally) and how important they were to the Justice League, one of the main good-guy-groups. How can someone who can be defeated by a curb be so important? Well i suggest you start reading because the truth is Superman doesn't have anything on the Flash. I continued on and learned about the Green Lanterns, the Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, Dr. Fate, Booster Gold, and many many more. Even the villains had amazing back stories. Stories like "The Killing Joke" make you sympathize with the Joker and what he went through before he became the character we all know today.
Now for a quick bit of history. A comic book code was applied in 1954. Without the approval of a comic code committee comics would get rejected and shunned. Hence a lot of smiley batmans and feel-good "Zonk" fighting.
Luckily comic authors pushed the limits so much with titles like Watchmen (now a major motion picture) and The Dark Knight Returns the comic code eventually lacked authority because the people wanted real and they wanted dark. This is when the Dark Knight Batman was born. Anyway....I'm getting off track....back to the cartoons. Now cartoons are for kids...anyone who says otherwise is crazy however movies like Titan A.E. and Cool World might have made you rethink that notion.
The Justice League Cartoon was a continuation from the Batman and Superman Animated Series(es). It brought in a mix of Justice Leaguers : Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern-John Stewart, Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Flash - Wally West, and Hawk Girl. The show ran for 2 seasons and definitely started off a bit campy. But it told a good story and also introduced a mix of other villains from time to time. After the 2nd season ,they expanded to the Justice League Unlimited.
Now that universe I spent so much time studying was available for story telling. And they used it too. Most episodes didn't even involve the original Leaguers. The mid-carders were finally getting their shot and getting their stories told. Also the writers focused on bringing some of the best stories from the comics("For the Man who has Everything") alive in the animated genre. JLU lasted for 3 amazing seasons. I wish it had continued.
Now it looks like DC and Warner Brothers are working on making full length animated movies with each movie dedicated to a single member of the Justice League. They started with Wonder Woman.
This movie was done very well but let me be clear....this was a movie made for adults. People are decapitated, blood is all over, guys get kicked in the nuts at least 14 times throughout the movie, and not to mention the island of naked woman bathing together. At one point the Queen of the Amazons asks a man what he is thinking. He responds, "God, your daughter has a nice rack, " referring to Wonder Woman. Now don't get me wrong this was a great movie. I enjoyed everything about it: the humor, the Greek gods and goddesses, and of course all the action and suspense. But would I let my kid watch this...No. I would say 11 years old is the cut off for this movie. It was Rated PG-13. So I guess if you check the rating...its not too bad.
So I moved on to the next installment. The Green Lantern:First Flight.
I have always been a big fan of the Hal Jordan/Green Lantern storyline. I even own a green lantern costume. So I was quite pumped to watch this movie. It too was rated PG-13 and rightly so. This movie also had plenty of blood and use of the word "crap" which definitely implied the use of worse words. There was also one drug use scene which made me feel a bit awkward but still it was all part of the story telling. And hell....it got my attention. All in all this release was a bit lighter than Wonder Woman, but I noticed while in Best Buy that it was packaged with a little Green Lantern Toy.
Now I love that comics have adult story lines, it helps me defend my obsession with them. For some reason if I reference a scene from a comic and it is more vulgar than an episode of Sopranos then no one has an argument against me. If you still thinks comics are for kids or that comic story lines can't effect you emotionally please spend the $10 bucks on Identity Crisis. I think the comic book code they used in the 50's was a little extreme but we might need a bigger indicator of the rating on the DVDs instead of a toy.
This is what is coming out next and I could not be more excited:























