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12Mar/105

SUPER SIZE Jon.

    by Jon Hassinger

After my battle with the Double Stuf Oreos,  a few weeks ago, I decided a to give my intestinal tract a new challenge.

And to all the religious nuts reading, who view this as 1 of the 7 deadly sins, Gluttony, calm down. I do this purely for entertainment. Anyone cruising the internet on a lonely Saturday night, searching for something to make them laugh, this is for you.

So please, don't crucify me for this...

Now I know what you are thinking: Jon you never eat McDonald's!! In fact you shun all those who eat that crap!"
True. I despise McDonald's, and believe all fast food establishments should have some type of system set up where you can only purchase food from them once a month. It is literally this country's # 1 killer.

But again, like the religious nuts I remind you this is purely for your entertainment.

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  1. “Anyone cruising the internet on a lonely Saturday night, searching for something to make them laugh, this is for you.” HAHA

    PS. Those fries look good.

  2. NOTHING in that photo looks good. You should have got some ramen instead.

  3. You are justifying eating these insane amounts just for the payoff at the of end of the article to do one your faces.

  4. hahahaha. pretty much.

  5. looks delicious


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