Curiosity Hasn’t Killed Them.
    by Jon HassingerSome love them, some hate them. But my cats are two of a kind. And sometimes I do want to strangle them, or throw them in the canal behind my house. But for the most part, they make me laugh my ass off...
I wonder why my drain is clogged once a week...

and why our clean, white guest room comforter is never really white...


or why i have cat hair in my mouth ever day....
I even tried running the water all over him, but he doesn't budge..

We were heading to bed one night, and Renee just happened to double check no one had jumped in earlier in the night...

Doing dishes can be a pain in the ass....well, more than usual.


She'll go there, when we wake up to something broken the next morning.
And this confuses me...Out of all the places to lay, why would she choose the place I keep my sweaty, dirty clothes.


Yea, I got nothing.
