Agnew's Mind He's got a long journey ahead of him.

More Dreams

    by Mike Agnew Jr.

This be Agnew

So I had a dream last night......

I don't remember all of it but I walked into my apartment but we had a basement. I went in the basement and everyone was playing video games. When I walked in there was a letter from the apartment realtor. It said "Just so your know there is a craigslist post that has advertised your apartment to criminals. It describes all the items in your apartment and also gives ideas how to get into your apartment." I thought...well that sucks. So I went downstairs but no one was down there...even though i just thought they were down there playing video games. It was some sort of asian massage parlor. And I know what you are thinking...I don't know....I didn't get a massage. Anyway as I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on in my basement I heard something upstairs. So I came upstairs and found a whole bunch of people raiding my apartment and stealing everything out the door. Everyone seemed to be shocked by my presence. Everyone bolts out the door. I start yelling and chasing them. They run out to this U-Haul truck with most of my stuff in it. I immediately look to the license plate: MWR*RW. I replay the plate number over and over in my head to make sure I can tell the police. I try to call 911. But it just rings....no one answers. I get back in the apartment as assess what is missing.

I then head downstairs where everyone is playing video games including people from work which is weird. I hang out with them a bit and then I head another bump upstairs. As I come up there is a girl sitting there on the step who starts yelling, "He's coming! He's coming!" I get back up the stairs and all the people are back and looting. I chase them all out again. This time I check my door and make sure it is locked. Then there is a knock on the door. "Get out of here you punks." I say.

It's Christian Shepard, "You've got a long journey ahead of you."

I wake up.

Are you kidding me?