Agnew's Mind He's got a long journey ahead of him.

Quick Dream

    by Mike Agnew Jr.

This was just the end of my Tequila-induced dreaming from last night.  I apologize for it's shortness but it's all I got.  I actually laughed toothpaste onto the mirror this morning because I remembered it all of the sudden.

So I'm in the dream and I'm driving down a nice country road.  It's a sunny day and I've got the top down screamin' out.   I'm drving and driving and then I realize I'm heading into a new town.  Now I just want to clarify that I must have been thinking Back to the Future because I come up to a welcome sign that says...

Welcome to Hilltown!

"Home of the most customized racing cars and red light racing challenges." 

The sign has all the little emblems around it like the Lions club and such.  Although I find the slogan a little off, I continue into the town.  It is just filled to the brim with (for a lack of a less racial term) Jap'd out hondas.  But I figure I'm just rolling through town.  I will be out of Fast and the Furiousville soon.  That is until I reach a red light.  A minivan full of ghetto-acting white kids are piled into it.  I figure we are in Hilltown so I look over at the driver and acknowledge the race...which I know I will win.  Well this sets off all the kids and they start yelling about me and how my car is not pimped out.  Luckily I was able to respond with, "Sure is nice that your mom let you borrow HER wheels so you and your butt buddies could stand at the mall and get all emo with each other.  Oh and being as I was just dropped her off, she wanted me to tell you that you need to wash your piss-filled sheets before bible study tonight."  Then I pointed at the light and yelled, "Wrench it!"  (I don't know either.)  Light turns green and for some reason I pull the Marty McFly reverse manuver.  I spin my car around and look down the road at the speeding minivan.  Then I say, "Jesus, I would have hit that Rolls-Royce!"  But no Rolls-Royce showed up.  The minivan sped off and in the distance you could hear one of the punks yell, "Pussssssssssyyyyy!"

I  turned back around and sat with my hands on the wheel and said with an open mouth, "huh".

 

*pop*

I woke up.