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10Mar/0817

Super Smash Brothers Brawl……absolutely amazing

    by Mike Agnew Jr.

I'm usually not attracted to games sexually however....I would like to take this time say...it's never been so easy to not have a girlfriend. I put this game in tonight around 6:30....I thought I would just be able to play 5 minutes just to check it out. If my dad didn't yell at me to break me out of my trance I would have been down there all night.

Sonic vs Link

I started off with the solo (which actually you can play as a coop too). It was awesome. Each level starts with a series of cinematics...that actually are pretty funny at times. The gameplay is great. And I already got my friend code ready for those of you who wanted to battle.

Do you have a Wii? No you don't have a Wii. Get a Wii! Until then keep agnewsmind on you at all times. Also someday a crazy, wild eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about this game and if that ever happens...go buy Smash Brothers and play it with them while I steal their flying delorean.

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Posted by Mike Agnew Jr.

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  1. weak…

  2. I said video game over girlfriend not over sex…

  3. OH whatever, now you’re just getting technical !

  4. You’re just being too literal.

  5. If I gave you the choice of intense fun for 3 minutes followed by handing your manhood over until your next 3 minute segement

    or

    endless hours of fun with no strings attached

    which would you choose……

  6. OK then, why don’t we compare the payoffs of both choices…

    Mario saving the princess, OR the greatest physical feeling experienced by man?

  7. I would like to see you answer that question, Matt!

  8. Who gave Mary the link to this site!!!! Looks like Ill be playing smash bros for the next 6 months:(

  9. “physical feeling experienced by man?” ……….Thats not what she said
    Oh Snap!

  10. (it should say greatest before physical in the above referenced quote)

  11. at this point of have become confused.

    agnew, just throw up the pole:

    Sex or Video Games…hahaha I can’t believe this became a serious topic of discussion.

  12. Well that poll would be too general…I mean, sex with who? Which video game? I would need to know specifics before voting…

  13. i would say your favorite in both categories.

  14. I say the the poll for the males should be:
    Sex with Mary vs. Smash Bros. and/or Tecmo Superbowl

    And for the Ladies:
    Sex with yours truly vs. Super Mario Bros

  15. or maybe reverse those….


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