Super Smash Brothers Brawl……absolutely amazing
    by Mike Agnew Jr.I'm usually not attracted to games sexually however....I would like to take this time say...it's never been so easy to not have a girlfriend. I put this game in tonight around 6:30....I thought I would just be able to play 5 minutes just to check it out. If my dad didn't yell at me to break me out of my trance I would have been down there all night.
I started off with the solo (which actually you can play as a coop too). It was awesome. Each level starts with a series of cinematics...that actually are pretty funny at times. The gameplay is great. And I already got my friend code ready for those of you who wanted to battle.
Do you have a Wii? No you don't have a Wii. Get a Wii! Until then keep agnewsmind on you at all times. Also someday a crazy, wild eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about this game and if that ever happens...go buy Smash Brothers and play it with them while I steal their flying delorean.


March 12th, 2008 - 05:28
weak…
March 12th, 2008 - 08:57
video game over sex ?
March 12th, 2008 - 18:27
I said video game over girlfriend not over sex…
March 13th, 2008 - 08:06
OH whatever, now you’re just getting technical !
March 13th, 2008 - 09:09
You’re just being too literal.
March 13th, 2008 - 10:29
If I gave you the choice of intense fun for 3 minutes followed by handing your manhood over until your next 3 minute segement
or
endless hours of fun with no strings attached
which would you choose……
March 13th, 2008 - 10:45
OK then, why don’t we compare the payoffs of both choices…
Mario saving the princess, OR the greatest physical feeling experienced by man?
March 13th, 2008 - 11:01
I would like to see you answer that question, Matt!
March 13th, 2008 - 11:09
Who gave Mary the link to this site!!!! Looks like Ill be playing smash bros for the next 6 months:(
March 13th, 2008 - 11:10
VICTORY.
thank you, Mary.
March 13th, 2008 - 11:12
“physical feeling experienced by man?” ……….Thats not what she said
Oh Snap!
March 13th, 2008 - 11:14
(it should say greatest before physical in the above referenced quote)
March 13th, 2008 - 12:18
at this point of have become confused.
agnew, just throw up the pole:
Sex or Video Games…hahaha I can’t believe this became a serious topic of discussion.
March 13th, 2008 - 12:25
Well that poll would be too general…I mean, sex with who? Which video game? I would need to know specifics before voting…
March 13th, 2008 - 12:34
i would say your favorite in both categories.
March 13th, 2008 - 12:34
I say the the poll for the males should be:
Sex with Mary vs. Smash Bros. and/or Tecmo Superbowl
And for the Ladies:
Sex with yours truly vs. Super Mario Bros
March 13th, 2008 - 13:58
or maybe reverse those….